A Dual Processor Laptop!

I just found out today that Apple has made a laptop with dual processors. I am hoping the info I got from Russ today is right because I would be very disappointed if I was wrong. I'd be bummed. My home pc has dual Opterons and it's smoking fast. Now I hear that Apple has done this! I hear it's a beast and I'd love to try one out. My geeky side coming out. Anyone have one of these things? I'd love to hear what you have to say as far as performance is concerned.